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RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing




HAVE A SEAT -




OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


WATERSHIP DOWN 2 - The untold story: After the carnage!




ALIENS -


TAGS: why do they do it i bet overlord douchebag knew
Rating: 4.47/5

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agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
To you, or FOR you? Wait... that's not what I meant.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:48 pm
prison will do that to you
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
When trying to figure out how to enslave an entire race... one must get all the info available on the rec***. a*** *** has been known to enslave many a man.
pieman - May 8, 2010, 10:50 am
Cap FTW! You never know. It is just sh*t to us but but it could be diamonds to them. 5 solid gold lions.


sudden realization -




E. B. WHITE -


TAGS: knew how to live write
Rating: 4.81/5

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GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:48 pm
Thanks guys
Rudedog - January 21, 2013, 2:58 pm
Nature always wins in the end. Nice one
ughomer - January 21, 2013, 6:41 am
Great!


Cashing In -


TAGS: come on you knew it was coming churches las vegas casinos monks offerings chips
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - December 11, 2013, 11:00 am
Bahaha...thanks for the morning laugh Silvie!
Silverheart - December 11, 2013, 2:55 am

Brother Alvin, Brother Simon and Brother Theodore under the direction of Father Dave


AL SHARPTON BLASTS TIGER WOODS FOR LACK OF MISTRESS DIVERSITY -


TAGS: you knew it was going to happen
Rating: 4.21/5

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BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
Unfortunately Sean I did not have a whole lot to do with the text...Just turned it into a poster b/c I thought it was funnier than hell when I read it. PS I would love to write for The Onion some time!!!
Sean - December 13, 2009, 8:16 pm
If it ain't real, I want Bone to march over to The Onion and apply for a job. Hilarious.
Derek - December 13, 2009, 3:47 pm
My goodness. This appears to be real.


PREVENTATIVE MEASURES - This might not have happened if you cooked or cleaned or, occasionally, put the seat down for yourself. God, no wonder none of your relationships worked out. You're seriously unlovable.


TAGS: demotivation achieved break up day you knew what this was jk
Rating: 4.5/5

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Fatt Matt - April 12, 2010, 5:32 pm
HAHAHAHA! +5
rerun - April 10, 2010, 4:14 pm

Celine
pieman - April 10, 2010, 3:50 am
Seriously. Is there a name for a female Timmy? 5L


SHADOWS -


TAGS: who knew he had the money or drove a ford
Rating: 4.92/5

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Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 11:30 am
5L


It’s Colin -


TAGS: i knew it
Rating: 4.86/5

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Wood, it’s for rubbing -


TAGS: he knew yew
Rating: 4.8/5

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maoworks2 - February 21, 2014, 8:42 am
Great Pic GaryO.
ughomer - February 21, 2014, 8:08 am
"Uncle Rerub" - too funny!


DESTINATION MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: with his club poised ever so ready upon his shoulder agdaniele knew that his world held more for him all that was required was he step into the new world moderator
Rating: 4.21/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2012, 1:17 pm
Aggy left the site over a year ago. So you're accomplishing nothing......except getting yourself banned when the mods come around
assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:45 am
She's a bleeding v*****, and I hope she is dead!
Cubbybear - September 23, 2010, 10:26 pm
The Boar tusk adds to the manliness 5/5


CANADA'S PARENTS - Knew from the beginning


TAGS: they knew
Rating: 4.12/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 21, 2010, 12:21 am
Uncanny likeness!
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 5:47 pm
Of Course you did!
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 5:33 pm
LOL, I think I had that suit as a kid


REGAL CREST -


TAGS: who knew canada could make something so ghetto fabulous
Rating: 3.61/5

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agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:43 am
Ahhhhhhhh.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:41 am
No, The epileptic goats are a plus.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:39 am
That's a plus!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:39 am
The sheep are d*** near catatonic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:38 am
Yeah, But not for the reason you'd think.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:37 am
Let me guess.... only terrified rabbits?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:32 am
It's the space between Manitoba and Alberta....we call it "The Gap".....The only upside is that you can drive across it blindfolded cuz there's no turns.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:30 am
I remember that name from a song in a Muppet movie... not quite sure where it is, but I know they didn't want to be there.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:28 am
Saskatchewan then.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:27 am
Quebec isn't nice this time of year... or century.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:25 am
No...No.... We're cool....I do hear Quebec is nice this time of year.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:22 am
That's it... I'll just find work up north, then.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:22 am
You can still sell oranges on the weekend.....just not near my house.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:21 am
And your night job.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:21 am
Are you telling me to quit my day job?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:18 am
Maybe if they couldn't buy a taco or churro on every corner that wouldn't happen....HMMMM?......Ever think of that?
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:10 am
It's ridiculous, I know. Obesity is a handicap here. It's just the a**ociation's blatant tactic to increase their numbers in order to gain more leverage. AARP did it here, too... signing up people in their 30s.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:53 am
That must be really difficult considering the number of grossly obese people your laws consider "handicapped"......We put sleds under'em.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:48 am
Do they have wheelchairs in the states? No... we just kick our handicapped people down the street. Tere really aren't any designated kickers... it's just done by anyone walking in their direction of travel... who isn't wearing pointed or open-toe shoes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:42 am
maybe we could save up widgets like those wheelchair soda can tab thing.....do they have that in the states? (notice I said soda, so not to confuse you)
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:40 am
Send any spare Guinness to the AGGY fountation. a**istance for Guinness Guzzling Youth.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:39 am
That's really sad....Is there a charity for people like you?
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:36 am
Never had Tullamore. Whiskey doesn't normally sit well in me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:34 am
Jamesons mostly, I like Tullamore as well.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:32 am
Jamesons or Bushmills?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:11 am
While Canada does make a fine whiskey....You have to go to the Irish for the best ones IMO.......We're talking about people who would rather eat plain boiled potatoes than waste grain on food.
CANADA - September 30, 2009, 12:22 am
I don't care for it either. im more a fan of Segrams and Sleemans
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 12:17 am
Guinness, Grey Goose, Don Julio Anejo, Tanqueray. (aka: No, not a fan)
CANADA - September 30, 2009, 12:13 am
a crown fan are you?
Sean - September 29, 2009, 11:46 pm
In answer to the tags ... not me.


YOUR CO-WORKER -


TAGS: who knew
Rating: 2.94/5

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Sean - June 17, 2009, 7:46 pm
Some have a "come hither" look, others an "I'll start with you first" twinkle in their eyes. Oh to be appreciated in the workplace.


HELICOPTER GAME -




OBAMA - THIS IS NOT THE ____ I THOUGHT I KNEW -




OVER CONFIDENCE - "He'd be surprised if he knew where i kept the key, HAHAHA!!!"


TAGS: he d laugh if he knew where i kept the key
Rating: 2.29/5

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zammuelist - January 22, 2010, 11:32 am
guy needs to get his bike stolen


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